Järgnev lugu on pühendatud tütarlapsele, kes astus reedel Prive-s minu kõrvale ja ütles siira rõõmuga näos, et "sul pole ühenduskohti üldse näha" (jah, ma tõesti arvasin, et ta vihjab mu IQ-le... et nagu pikad juhtmed ja nii edasi, aga nagu selgus, arvas ta hoopis, et mul on juuksepikendused).


Stupid girls, stupid girls, stupid girls...

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see

Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair?

Pink: Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories today
That was so not sexy....no
Girl wz the toothbrush:[Vomits]
Pink: Oh, good one, can I borrow that? [Vomits] I WILL BE SKINNY!

Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I dont wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl



Selgitus: Fred Segal on Hollywoodi staaride (a peamiselt wannabe-de) põhiline juuskur-kosmeetik käima koht.
Lugu on by Pink (naine, kellel on alati midagi arukat öelda ja kelle diktsioon on super).
Ja minul ei ole juuksepikendused.

Lugu on kõige etem kuulata muidugi koos näitlikustava (ja mõnusalt humoorika) videoga, mida saab näiteks Yahoo-st.